Daytime Fun Cruises

Daytime Fun Cruises

If you were looking for the famous Bar Hop Cruises at Lake of the Ozarks you found it! This is the most fun at the lake you will ever have with your pants on!

Departing from two convenient locations every Friday, Saturday & Holiday Sunday’s this is by far the best way to enjoy the lake and have a great time! Whether there’s two in your group or twenty you’ll have a blast! If you’re celebrating a bachelor/bachelorette party you won’t be alone, we have 20 to 25 bachelor/bachelorette parties on our boats every weekend.

Both, West Side Fun Cruise and the Lake Ozark Fun Cruise depart at noon and return around 4:30 pm. Both cruises go to three bars with mostly different stops, so if you are looking for something to do Friday and Saturday, you can’t beat the price for two days on the water, stopping at some of the best bars on the lake. Although we don’t guarantee which bars we stop at, we do try to stick to a regular schedule so the bartenders know when to expect us. When you arrive at a stop, after docking the Captain will let you know what time to be back on the boat, then you’re off to check out the great food, cold drinks and entertainment the bar has to offer. Tip: If you want to order food you’ll have time, but order it to go just as soon as you get to the bar so you don’t miss the boat. When it’s time to leave you’ll board the boat and the party continues to the next stop!

We have been running these cruises for several years and they have been selling out almost since we started them 12 years ago. Their a blast and a great deal for the money. It’s no wonder we have a large repeat following and are frequently told that the Playin Hooky was the highlight of their trip to the lake.

West Side Fun Cruise

Departs at 12:00 pm from Millstone Thunder (not Millstone Marina) at 32697 Green Hills Rd, Gravois Mills, MO 65037 and returns at around 4:30 pm.
Scheduled stops are the popular Jolly Rogers, Shady Gators and the famous Franky & Louie’s Beachfront Bar & Grill. Only 38.00 per person. We also have a large selection of ice cold beer on board available for only 5.00 each.

If you want to be picked up at H-Toad’s/Camden on the Lake, we can pick you up prior to the cruise for just 20.00 per person for round trip. Just give us a call after you make your reservation online and you will want to book the West Side Fun Cruise. Playin Hooky Water Taxi is Coast Guard certified to carry 36 passenger and runs from Bagnell Dam to the 14 mile marker and up the Gravois Arm to Coconuts. If you would like to be picked up at your waterfront home or other location give us a call at (573) 434-2627 for a quote.

Lake Ozark Fun Cruise

Departs at 12:00 pm from Lazy Gators at 132 Sweet William Rd 1076, Lake Ozark, MO 65049 and returns around 4:30 pm.
Scheduled stops are Boat House, Jolly Rogers & Coconuts. Only 38.00 per person. Check booking page for available dates. This cruise runs from Memorial day weekend to Labor Day weekend. We also have a large selection of ice cold beer on board available for only 5.00 each.

The cruises sell out most of the time, sometimes 6 to 8 weeks ahead of time. We get several large groups of ten to twenty people and our boats are 36 and 49 passenger, so it only takes two or three groups to sell out. Because of this we suggest getting your reservation ASAP when you know the cruise and date you want.